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எக்ஸ்க்ளூசிவ்: ஒபாமாவிற்கு கலைஞர் கவிதை – கிரி

ஐயகோ ஓபாமா…
என்தலையில் விழுவது உன் பாமா?
வெள்ளை அமெரிக்காவை ஆண்டிட வந்திட்ட
என் கருப்புச் சிங்கமே!
நீ அரியணை ஏறிடப்போகிறாய் என்றதுமே
உன்னுடைய
கருப்பின தொப்புள் கொடி சொந்தங்கள்,
கருப்பு முத்துக்கள், உன்
கண்ணான திராவிட சொத்துக்கள்
கண்ணீர் வித்துக்கள்
கரும்பாம்பின் புத்துக்குள்
கைவிட்டால் கொத்துக்கள்
தாங்கிடுதற்கும வலுவுள்ள
தமிழினத் தங்கங்கள், தயங்காத சிங்கங்கள்
ஆர்பரித் தெழுந்து தோள்விம்மிப் பூரித்திட்டு
போர்வாள் சுழற்றி ஊர்வாள் கழற்றி
பூர்வாள் திருத்தி நார்வாள் உறுத்தி
‘அவாள்’ எல்லாம் அறிவாள் என்று இறுமாந்திருந்திட்ட
ஆரியப் பதர்களுக்கு அரிவாளாக வந்து உதித்திட்டனை
என்று
ஆறரைக் கோடி தமிழ் நெஞ்சங்களின்
அரியணைமேல் வீற்றிருந்திடட உன்
அண்ணன் மகிழ்ந்திட்டேனடா!

ஆனாலும்
அகிலமெல்லாம் போன்போட்டிட்டாய்
அண்ணனை ஏனடா தங்கமே மறந்திட்டாய்

எங்கெங்கு செல்லினும்
என் செல்லில் உன் சொல்லொன்று
வாராதா வாராதா என்று ஏங்கித் துடித்திடுகின்ற
தமிழர்கள், உன் கருப்புச் சொந்தங்கள்,
திராவிட-ஆப்பிரிக்க தொப்புள் கொடியர்கள்
ஆரியக் கொடியர்களை அறுத்தெரியப் புறப்பட்டிட்ட
வீரியக் குடியர்கள்
உள்ளம் மகிழ்ந்திட
உன் அண்ணனுக்கு ஒரு போன் போட்டிடா என் தங்கமே
உலகை எல்லாம் ஆண்டிட வந்த ஆப்பிரிக்க திராவிடச் சிங்கமே!

– கலைஞர் கருணாநிதிக்காக எழுதித் தந்தவர் கிரி

தொழிலதிபர்களின் தோள்களில் தொற்றிக் கொள்ளாதே – இன்ஃபோசிஸ் நாராயண மூர்த்தி

நன்றி: The Economic Times Awards

Twitter 2000

ட்விட்ட ஆரம்பித்து இரண்டாயிரம் தாண்டியாகிவிட்டடது. 101 பக்கங்களில் இருந்து இப்பொழுது பிடித்து இருப்பவை.

சில வரைமுறை:

  • அவ்வப்பொழுது பத்து பத்தாக தொகுக்கலாம்.
  • சுட்டி கொடுத்து பொருள் விளக்கினால் தவிர்த்து விடேன்?
  • சொந்தக் கதையாக இருக்கட்டுமே!
  • மொழி மாற்றாதே.
  1. School vacation week for my daughter. Looks like when I am working from home, I am more sincere to my job. Twittering is part of sincerity.
  2. Finding Nemo moment – Kids love their moms more than their dads. Can it be generalized to Indian parents or applicable only to curt dads?
  3. Longggg time user of http://kinja.com/ Kinja. Fading away soon. RIP.
  4. Kendall square is my favorite Train station in Boston, Why? Thats where junta gets off the train and I can start to breathe.
  5. once I mixed up Hooters, crabs and lotz of beer. After that incident filled nite, I never mixed all 3 again.
  6. Sifting thru Junk mail and finding an Inbox mail is nirvana.
  7. It is pretty difficult for the hair cutter, if you lot of spots to cover.
  8. Add one more Gray Hairs – Mailing lists
  9. கூட்டம் வரும் முன்னே; அரசியல் வரும் பின்னே?! http://twitter.com/lazygeek… இது லேஸிகீக்கின் அனுபவம்
  10. Watched ‘Muni’ yesterday. Not bad at all. Genuinely brought smiles and family entertainer

ஒபாமாவினால் பழசாகும் ஜோக்ஸ்

  • Today on Wall Street, there are only 2 positions:

“Cash”…and “Fetal”

  • Q. What’s the capital of Iceland?

A. About $3.50

  • “I went to buy a toaster — they threw in a free Bank!”
  • Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker?

A: Say, “Hey, waiter!”

  • Q. What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean?

A. A good start.

  • Q. What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.

  • “This Financial Crisis is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”
  • “Get my broker, Miss Jones.”

“Yes sir. Stock, or Pawn?”

  • Q. How do you get a broker down from a tree?

A. Cut the rope.

  • Q: What’s the definition of optimism?

A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.

  • ”President Bush’s response to this economic crisis was to meet with some small business owners at a soda shop in San Antonio, Texas, this week”

”Well, the bad news? The small business owners are now General Motors, General Electric, and Century 21.”

  • What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?

A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari. Box: New Terms for the 2008 market

  • CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
  • CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
  • BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  • BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
  • VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
  • P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  • BROKER — What my broker has made me.
  • STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
  • STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  • STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  • FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
  • MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
  • CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  • YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
  • WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
  • INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
  • PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.

Courteous Commenting

Before you make any questionable comment to someone, you should always ask yourself three questions:

  • Is the comment sexually explicit or derogatory of a protected characteristic?
  • How well do I know the person and what he or she finds offensive?
  • Is it possible that someone might overhear me?

If you have asked yourself the three questions and are still unsure whether a comment is appropriate or not, think about how you would answer these questions:

  1. Would I want this comment made to my spouse, significant other, or child?
  2. Would I say this if my supervisor, spouse, significant other, or child could hear me?
  3. Would I feel comfortable if my comment were replayed on the 11 o’clock news?
  4. Would I feel comfortable repeating my comment in court?

தமிழினத் தலைவர்களைப் புறக்கணிக்கும் கூகிளைப் புறக்கணிக்கும் போராட்டம்

மம்தா பேனர்ஜி இருக்கிறார்;

அனில் ககோத்கர் (யாருப்பா இவரு?!) இருக்கிறார்!

அமெரிக்காவுக்குள் அனுமதி மறுக்கப்பட்ட நரேந்திர மோடிக்கு கூட இடம் உண்டு.

அமெரிக்கரான டேவிட் மல்ஃபோர்டும் உண்டு.

இந்தப் பட்டியலில் ஏன் ஒரு தமிழருக்கு கூட ‘மேற்கோள் மழை’ பொழிய இடம் ஒதுக்கப்படவில்லை?

கூகிள் சோதனைக்கூடம் வழங்கும்: In Quotes

Kuselan – DVD Experiences

  • குசேலன் குறுவட்டில் சந்திரமுகியும் இருந்தது.
  • மிக மிகக் குறைந்த எதிர்பார்ப்புடன் பார்த்ததாலோ என்னவோ!? படம் ரொம்பவே பிடித்துப் போயிருக்கிறது!
  • வடிவேலு காட்சிகள் குறித்து எக்கச்சக்க எச்சரிக்கை இருந்ததால், அவரின் அனைத்து சீன்களும் 5 பாடல்களும் கழற்றியபின் படம் ஒன்றரை மணி நேரம்தான்.
  • மீனா அதற்குள் தொலைக்காட்சி தொடருக்கு சென்றிருக்க வேண்டாம். சங்கீதா போல் நாயகி முதல் அனைத்து கதாபாத்திரங்களுக்கும் பாந்தமாக இருப்பார்.
  • கலக்கல்
    • ஆர் சுந்தர்ராஜன் உடன் ஆன கேள்வி – பதில்
    • கடைசி 20 நிமிடங்கள்
  • மற்றவர்கள்
    • சந்தானம் – சமையற்காரனாக; தோரணை காட்டும் சினிமாக்காரனாக.
    • சந்தானபாரதி – சிகையலங்காரம்
    • லிவிங்ஸ்டன் – வெறுப்பின் உச்சியை பிரபலிக்கும் ஒன்பதாவது அதிசயம் கூட எதார்த்தமான சித்தரிப்பு

‘நல்லவனாக இருந்தால் மட்டும் போதாது; வல்லவனாக வாழவும் தெரியணும் பாலு’

தொழில்நுட்ப பயன்பாடு x ஏழை முன்னேற்றம் x வருங்கால சுற்றுச்சூழல் பாதுகாப்பு

The waste-pickers of Delhi, India, forage through garbage for anything that can be recycled into cash. A new incinerator that turns trash into electricity will change all that. Because it will reduce the amount of methane off-gassed by landfills, it will generate carbon credits under the Kyoto Protocol. But the incinerator will also emit dioxins, mercury, heavy metals, and fly ash–and put thousands of impoverished waste-pickers out of business.

“Sold to Be Soldiers”

SHOOT EVERYONE YOU SEE

Harper’s Magazine (August 2008)
From interviews compiled in “Sold to Be Soldiers: The Recruitment and Use of Child Soldiers in Burma,” issued last October by Human Rights Watch. The report found that conscription of boys under eighteen is a common practice to fulfill recruitment quotas in Burma’s nominally all-volunteer national army, the Tatmadaw Kyi, which is fighting various resistance groups in the country.

I was about eleven years old and a student. When I was returning from watching videos one night, there were no lights along the road to my house. I met two soldiers, and they arrested me for “hiding in the dark.” They took me to their army camp and asked me, “Do you want to join the army or go to Jail?” I was afraid of jail, so I said I’d join the army. They asked about my family, and they filled in a paper. They asked my age, so I told them the truth, but they wrote eighteen.

-Htun Myint

The elders stayed in separate barracks. One day, the corporal said to them, “You are all twentyfive years old.” One elder said, “Can I be a bit older than that?” and he said, “No.” Another elder said, “But I’m sixty already,” and the corporal kicked him. At training, out of 250, about 150 were underage and thirty were in their sixties. We had a nickname for their platoon-the “Stand and Watch Column.” They were unemployed men who were tricked by. being told, “We’ll find you a job and a place for your family,” and some had been arrested while walking home drunk at night. .

-Maung Zaw 00

I couldn’t do all the training. Even lifting the gun was too hard for me. The G3 assault rifle came up to my shoulder. But the trainers were sympathetic and understanding; they favored me and the other youngsters. In my platoon, about half were my age. The trainers said to the youngest, “We don’t want to train you, but it’s our duty, we have.orders,” I was missing my family, and I cried. For some parts of the training we young trainees were allowed to stay in the barracks, but then whenever people lost things we were blamed and punished by the camp authorities-five lashes with a bamboo stick-and I cried then too.

-My in Win

Only one person was caught trying to escape. All two hundred forty-nine others had to beat him on the buttocks and the back of his thighs with a green bamboo. I felt pity for my friend, so I hit him lightly, and the sergeant came and said, “Don’t hit like that, hit like this,” and hit me, and then made me hit my friend again. One hundred fifty recruits had already beaten him by then, and he was crying. The sergeant was pinning his arms down with his back to me, so I couldn’t see his face-he was facedown with his legs in the stocks. He was bloody because sometimes the sticks broke when they hit him. After the beating, the sergeants carried him to the barracks with his legs still in the stocks and laid him on the cement floor without a mat. He died that night. His name was Thet Naing Soe, he was eighteen. After that the sergeants said, “If you run away, we’ll do the same to you.”

-Sai Seng

We were ordered that if we see anyone we should shoot them. Our battalion commander himself said, “Shoot everyone you see and burn the village.” He didn’t exclude women and children, whomever we saw we were ordered to shoot. In summer we burned down trees-coconut, betel, cardamom. In the dry season we tried to burn the rice fields, and in the rainy season the battalion was ordered to trample the rice plants.

-Myin Win

I can’t remember how old I was the first time I was involved in fighting. About thirteen. That time we walked into a Karenni ambush, and four of our soldiers died. I was afraid because I was very young, so I tried to run back, but the captain shouted, “Don’t run back! If you run back, I’ll shoot you myself!”

-Aung Zaw

A Mass E-mail: Shouts & Murmurs

Courtesy: The New Yorker by Amy Ozols

Dear All:

Before I begin, I’d like to apologize for sending a mass e-mail.

I’m writing because I’ve lost my cell phone, and I’d really appreciate it if each of you could reply to this message with your phone number, home address, and any other pertinent information I might need to get in touch with you. I kept all that information in the cell phone that I lost. I never wrote it down on a piece of paper or in a book, or backed it up on a computer, because cell phones are historically quite dependable, and not prone to getting lost or stolen—at least, not where I come from, a place where there is neither crime nor personal failure. I come from Iceland.

I’d also appreciate it if you could send me your e-mail address. I already have your e-mail address, which I’m using to send the e-mail you’re currently reading, but I plan to delete it from my memory after I’ve finished typing, because I really prefer to keep this sort of thing in my cell phone. I find that it frees up my “brain space” for other important things, like meditation and prayer and comparing and contrasting the prices and features of various cell phones.

If it’s not too much trouble, I’d also like to know your birthday, preferably with the year included. This is so I can send you one of those electronic birthday cards. I’ll send it to your e-mail address, which I plan to enter into my future cell phone before subsequently losing it in a public rest room. So, actually, what would be really helpful is if you could let me know your birthday, then wait three weeks, then send me your e-mail address, so that I can store it in my two-phones-in-the-future phone for use on your next birthday. This probably seems like a lot of work, but I want to assure you that it will be well worth it, because your electronic birthday card will feature music, and dancing cartoon animals, and a not insignificant amount of whimsy. It won’t be one of those tacky electronic birthday cards, where there’s a half-naked person holding a cupcake or an elderly person farting on Father Time.

I assume that it goes without saying that I’ll also need your bank-account numbers, and any PIN or routing numbers associated with those accounts. Of course, I will also need your Social Security number. You have correctly guessed that this is for the purpose of large-scale identity theft.

Finally, please send me your pets. Not pictures of your pets. Your actual pets.

In closing, I’d like to reiterate how sorry I am for sending a mass e-mail. I wish I could have contacted each of you in person—it’s been waaaay too long since most of us have hung out! But, as I may have already mentioned, I plan to lose my new cell phone almost immediately after I buy it, so I really look forward to contacting each of you individually when that happens. Even though I have never met any of you.

Very sincerely yours,

The author of this e-mail

*Sent from my iPhone.