அண்ணாமலை டு அத்வானி

ரொம்பப் பழசுதான்… இருந்தாலும் க்ளாசிக்.

Advaniism – You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.

Jayalalithaism – You have two cows. You teach them to cry, “Ammaaaaaaa…” and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism – You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your daughter.

Gandhiism – You have two cows. But you drink goat’s milk.

Rajnikantism – You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.